''"I'm bored!" ''Was an exclamation that our fellow Red made one day. ''"I need something to read!"'' Said Red, furious that there was nothing for him to do. ''"I'm gonna go read an MLP shipping fic........."'' Said Red, after thinking for a little bit about what he was going to do to entertain himself.
He went to fimfiction.net in hopes that he would find a shipping fic, hopefully (for him), one involving Rainbow Dash. Red started searching the site for ships involving Rainbow Dash, but he magically learned about the wonders of rule 63: ''"For every given male character, there is a female version of that character; conversely for every given female character, there is a male version of that character".'' This universal law enchanted the hive of Red's thoughts, he proceeded to think: ''"Wait! If Rainbow Blitz is a male version of Rainbow Dash, then I should ship Rainbow Blitz and Rainbow Dash, when compressed into a 9-letter space, that turns into